Furthering my desperate search for easy riches, I punted on the Euro lottery, for the first time ever this week. I used a real random number generator. I only recently discovered that there was real random and pseudo random. I had never actually noticed anyone trying to pass-off fake randomness as real, or the opposite for that matter. But my real random numbers were set to beat the odds. I goofed though. You see Thursday is the supposedly fortuitous day to purchase a lottery ticket I read somewhere, but I waited until Friday. Real random is the way though - I won the Euro lottery.
My Euro lottery win being such as it is, I will state with immediacy and clarity - I will ignore all begging letters or requests from family, friends, acquaintances or causes, good or otherwise.
However, let it never be said that the NoozeHound is not creature of generosity. Those in need or who simply feel the urge to make a claim on my fortune, may, if deemed worthy receive a Frogger or Chomp bar.
I am now worth the princely sum of £6 - 2 Matches and 1 Lucky Star.
I've been kicking about a musical diatribe for a few days now, but it will wait. New, fresh content to come - using glossy flog-speak. Keep the powder dry lad.
Welcome to the disappointment.
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