NoozeHound, under another non-da-plume is rocking it as an expert author. I kid you not....
"Hello NoozeHound,
Your article, "That fing wot you wrote" - has been accepted and published on EzineArticles.com:
linkety.link.link
You've also earned Expert Author status: link=expert=NoozeHound
Your article will appear on our high-traffic home page within 48 hours:linkety-link.link
Your article has also been sent to our exclusive EzineArticles RSS
Feed and to our proprietary EzineArticles Email Alert Members."
How great is that? Zero to Hero in no time at all. Well, you may recall just how long it has taken to get said article into publication andin fact what a hiatous effect it had on my new revamped blogging career. It brought it to an abrupt halt.
Not making millions yet though:
Do you know..? It strikes me, this is the exact opposite of the 'generic' marketing system ads:
Black text on white background - check. Proof of earnings - check. Demonstration of wealth - to follow!
As you may recall I returned to the world of paid employment this week (rather than giving up my 'boring 9 to 5).
He (my marketing mentor) did warn me and it is the first few days since my feeder article finally went live.
Work seems to be going quite well, which is nice, thank you for asking.
Twitter is broken. I was checking my 'junk' account on the back of the breaches of security and noticed some interesting new followers. I was half-expecting to go along to Twitter and perform another cull of saucily-named little minxes all curiously wishing me well and suggesting a money-making site in exactly the same language.
Worse; some god-botherer and his chum were tweeting and re-tweeting all over my stream.
No call for that is there?
One DM intrigued me a little, or played to my ego and vanity, at least. They had responded to my autoresponder and adder.
It looked like 'a lady'. Her name was Stella, Stella Marconi. 'Could you mention us on your page?' 'she' asked.
Chivalrous to the last, sucker for a sob-story, weakness for the ladydeez, I took the time to check them out.
I don't think this is Stella herself...
Well you can at least hear the vocals in this one. I don't not like it, but it sounds very raw and not quite what I would call polished.
Being brutal, I think a change in vocalist may be required or a change in style at least. The teenager in the bedroom sound isn't really doing it for me.
I hope they make it mega and stick a small line on the back of a ridiculously over-prived commemorative program for the sell-out Wembley gig saying...
"YOU WAS WRONG NOOZEHOUND, YOU W*NK*R!"
In the meantime...
....welcome to the disappointment.
