Unbreak My Heart

Greetings from the land of the NoozeHound.

How quaint that sounds in the light of my very real and mostly under-stated suicide bid.


I have dabbled with blip but discovered it is supranationally  a horrible channel for youtube cover videos.  


My Babies: I come from an era that was subjected to Mrs Mill, MfP and TotTP albums.


A cover version, far from being a tribute is a filthy dirty pass-off. I went on Bli[ today. determined to do a soulful, upbeat show - broadcast to the the dozens and fed to twitter - approx 12 people realistically.


Nothing but cover after cover, crossed out track after crossed out track. 


I've tried pretty hard lately - it's not good enough, she's in love with imaginary man . I'm wrong for waiting, You see my reasoning was " I got off - who should I call? My top squeeze!"


Mr sleeze called before and after.


Man she'll fucking miss me when I scoot my arse out of here - hope 'Mr Loverly' makes good tea cos I'll sue her arse quicker than a wink if she gets baby NoozeHound to be her tea maker.

I Just Called to Say...

I'm tied up. Not in a kinky, exciting way, more in a 'demands of other people' kind of way.

I was all set to expand on the graphic novel theme of yesterday. However, other people have other plans.

All there's time for is this amazing, separated at birth scandal...

(They were supposed to be side -by-side, but that doesn't seem to be happening this week)

Aussie funny singy man (and he is bloody funny - my neighbours will testify to my laughing like a drain to his recent Channel 4 show) Tim Minchin and Scots Radio 1 DJ lady who's off to a new time slot after ages, Edith Bowman.

I blame child traffickers, myself.  Oh well...

...welcome to the disappointment.